Making the Snake Rise From the Basket

I got a call last week from Dante Amaya.  He was excited and doing a show down the street from where I live.  (One block down the street to be exact.)  I asked what kind of show and he replied, “belly dancing”.  I don’t know if Dante had told me that he does belly dancing or not.  If he had told me in the past, I forgot about it.  It sounded cool and like it might be a fun show.  I was reluctant though, because I was unclear what type of show it was.  Was it all belly dancing for hours and hours on end?  Did I have to sit and be quiet and watch every one of the acts from beginning to end?  What if it sucked?  Could I leave after his performance?  All sorts of things ran through my brain but I agreed to go.  First, I like to support my models.  If they’re doing a show that I know about, I’ll go.  And being down the street only one block away….well I’d be a real douche-bag if I didn’t show up, right?  Second, what the hell?  It’s different from my normal routine.

I showed up and paid my ten bucks at the door with a friend.  It was like a Moroccan bizarre inside with people selling belly dancing equipment like bikini tops and fans with scarves and little finger cymbals you can click with the music.  It also struck me how much everyone was really into what they were doing.  This is an entire subculture that means business.  It reminded me a bit of going to a Renaissance Fair where people are dressed as knights and wenches with pewter cups and turkey legs and all the accoutrement.  Okay…I’m really exaggerating with that but it was similar on a smaller scale.  There were men dressed as Turkish sultans and most of the women had some sort of scarf or belly dancing sash somewhere on their person.  As the show went on (they were running late) you could enjoy the acts, have some wine, and do some shopping.  It was actually really fun.

There were two parts to the evening.  The solo acts and the dance troupe evening floor show.  I watched a good hour or 45 minutes of solo acts before Dante came on (he was the last of the solos).  He was all decked out in his big tall boots he’s worn for both shoots of Alternadudes and lots of really nice, really expensive looking leather and silver rings to complete his flamboyant and awesome costume (I wish I’d taken a picture…I can’t do it justice with my description).  He was fucking incredible!  It was belly dance music set to some sort of goth meets house music (Dante, if you’re reading this please pipe in and correct my ignorance on the music genre or anything else I might be saying wrong).

He was masculine and feminine at the same time with spot on dance moves and body placement.  At one point a shot rang out in the music and he fell to the floor.  He had the audience by the balls and they were all really happy to be watching him.  He’s an incredible performer.  I wouldn’t have expected it by his close personal demeanor.  When you meet Dante, he’s quiet, reserved, a bit brooding and always done up in goth attire.  Wow he had us all fooled!  He’s a flamboyant out there dancer with a larger than life personality.  Under it all though, you can still see the brooder on stage, which makes him a performer you just don’t want to peel your eyes from.  He was, hands down, the best one of the night, beating out every other man and woman who came to strut their stuff.  Great job, Dante!  Keep us posted and we’ll come to more shows.

Austin Cunningham is a true hippie.  His hair, his body, and everything about him is all pure 100% natural.  The only things on his body that aren’t natural are all his tats.  In fact, it doesn’t look like Austin’s balls or crotch have ever seen a razor in all his 31 years.  If you like ‘em thin, extra hairy, with long hair and a zest for new adventures, then Austin is your man!

Rob, me, Sabastian & Skyler

This pic is courtesy of Tommy Wells, a cool and hottie blogger/photographer who I consider to be a good friend.  I swiped this off of his site and when I put it up it seems as if the watermark disappeared.  My apologies Tommy!

The Cybersocket awards were lots of fun.  Sabastian and Skyler came as my guests.  Along the way we ran into Cliff Jensen, Tristan Mathews and Adam Russo to name a few of our Alternadudes.  Thrasher was supposed to be there but couldn’t make it at the last minute so we had to power on without him.  The other guy in the pic is Rob, from Fantastik Foreskin, a rival site that I’m not going to give you the link to.  (LOL!)  I just realized that probably none of you have ever seen me before.  Well that’s me in the black leather vest.  It looks like the only person who was ready for the pic was Sabastian.  The rest of us look a little out of it.  Trust me though, when I say it was in the first half hour of the night, so no one was particularly drunk at that point.  (Something I wouldn’t have been able to say for myself had the picture been taken 3 hours later!)

So there you have it.  Nothing major happened really.  We lost the awards to multi-million dollar companies with vanilla, cookie cutter guys and big advertising budgets,  I got snubbed about 4 times in the first 10 minutes of us being there (a lot of porn stars really aren’t that friendly – unless of course they work for us), and I spilled a drink on some famous porn star who made me feel about a foot tall when he promptly turned around and in a snotty voice informed me that it went all over his back.  Well, asshole, I’m sorry I dropped my drink but maybe if you put a fucking shirt on, the two little pebble sized splatters that hit your back wouldn’t have been so cold.  It was a great night though.  In the end I don’t remember the cab ride home!

Andrew is a tatted rocker hunk who has a weakness for armpits.  He’s willing to try all sorts of things and admits he once liked getting pissed on.  He’s so horny that he jacks off at least twice a day and usually three on Saturdays.  He likes to edge and he’s equally a top and a bottom at the same time.  In his spare time, when he’s not jacking off or chasing the men-folk, you can find him browsing porn in anticipation of his next jack-off session.

A hairy cock worth jacking to

I don’t know what’s in the air but goddamn I’m horny lately!  Everyone looks good to me.  No man in the street is safe from my undressing eyes.  I check the face and quickly gaze down t0 the bulge in their pants, wondering if they’re hairy or shaved or how big their balls are or if they’re cut or uncut.  The gym hasn’t helped in that department either.  Everyone there is fucking amazing hot.  Biceps with armpit hair, hairy legs, swinging dicks under a thin layer of nylon gym shorts, outlines of cocks, more hairy armpits….my god…it has to stop!  Everywhere I look is a potential cock to suck!

The locker room is great for that.  It’s a potential cock buffet!  Cut, uncut, little, thick, big….you get to see them all.  I had a quick run-in inside the steamroom yesterday.  I was minding my own business when a hottie with tats walked in, flashed me his hard-on and started jacking in front of me staring me in the eye.  I had no choice but to take the matter into my own hand (or hands).  I gave him a tug or two, quickly wrapped my wet lips around his big thick uncut cock and sucked for a couple of quick seconds before I stopped and went and took a cold shower.  Looking back on it, he really had a nice powerful cock with a slight curve.  He would have been great up my ass.  I saw him again today and I’ll be damned if he’s not the aerobics instructor!  He was teaching a class as I walked by the glass enclosure.  We locked eyes and he gave me a warm smile and a quick nod of the head.  I returned the nod and his grin got bigger.  I guess I have to start going to the gym around noon more often!

Merdoc is an adorable shaggy extra hairy dude who enjoys hiking, video games and smoking.  He smokes through his interview and then has another smoke when he’s done with his business.  He lost his virginity in the back of a pick-up truck in a state park and is completely natural.  Nothing his shaved on this hottie!  He’s also a math major, so he’s got the looks, the brains and all the hair to go with it.

The two hottest men on the planet

It’s almost impossible to know how two of the hottest guys on the earth ended up together in front of my camera lens.  Thrasher, as you know has been with us for a while now.  Every time he shows up he has a different tattoo and really seems to get better looking with every day that passes.  Cliff Jensen has shot three scenes with us now and we’re planning on using him a lot more.

This particular scene was a lot of fun to shoot.  We have an outtake reel that we’ll be posting in the next few days as added bonus content that covers the Occupy series.  Both these guys are clowns and it was hard to make it all the way through without laughing at almost everything that happened.  Watch closely and you’ll see a few things that got left in.  There are a few ad-libbed things that Thrasher says just trying to be an idiot and to get a laugh.  Most of the dialogue was improved and both did a great job keeping it light and entertaining for everyone.  They get along perfectly and I think it really shows in the scene.

If you haven’t figured it out, These four scenes were made for our next dvd, entitled “Occupy Ball Street”.  It’s already at the distributor but I don’t know the release date off the top of my head.  We decided to preview the scenes with our members first while the dvd was being printed and replicated.  We hope you enjoyed our little project and would love to hear feedback on what you’d want to see next with whom.

Follow us on Twitter now @Alternadudes.  You can follow Thrasher @TheRustyRooftop and follow Cliff @TheCliffJensen.  In fact, if you look at Thrasher’s avatar on Twitter, it’s him and Cliff.  Enjoy, and please let us know what you think!

Lawyer Fucks a Protester

Is it that far fetched to suspend your disbelief to think that Josh Bensan is somehow a slick (seemingly Southern) lawyer who dresses a bit like a cross between Mark Twain and Colonel Sanders if they were to star on “Miami Vice”?  We thought not.  Well maybe it’s true.  You never know these days really.  Josh really could be a lawyer who only does Alternadudes on the side for the hell of it all.  And I’m sure at his age he’s the top of the heap too.  Now that his secret is out, we’re making him star in part 3 of the “Occupy Ball Street” saga.  His partner in crime this time around is Christian Blu.  Christian is one hot little super twink.  His shaggy blond hair, thin body and arm tats round him out to be a sexy bottom made in heaven.  He’s a bit soft spoken but he knows what he wants in bed and how he wants it up his butt.  He’s trouble, this one.  It’s a damn good thing he’s got a lawyer now who will work for free!

Next week will be the final scene from the Occupy saga.  It’s a good one too.  Without giving away who’s going to be in it or what happens, we will say it involves a cop and a night stick.  Tune in then to see the final chapter in what we’ve been planning for a really long time.  We were happy to be able to bring this to you and we hope you enjoy the last two installments!

Christian Blu is a skinny shaggy skater/snowboarder with an armful of tats.  He’s hot to trot and likes to bottom whenever he gets the chance.  When you don’t see him at the skate park or with his ass in the air, you might find him quietly reading a classic novel or walking his Greyhound, Reed.

An Occupation to Remember!

This week we’re starting a four part series called “Occupy Ball Street” that we were originally going to call “Occupy My Ass“.  One of our friends beat us to the punch by releasing a similar scene last week so we didn’t want to seem like we were copying them, hence changing the name (even though ours was already shot…we think).  This was originally part three of the four part series.  The other segments are still being edited.  We didn’t want to hold up the process any longer and it’s not a big deal if you watch them out of sequence….so who gives a shit really?  All four parts are going to be guys fucking in tents, right? So this is officially part one now.

If you watch them sequentially there’s a limited storyline but nothing you won’t be able to figure out if you don’t see them all in order.  We’re really excited to bring these to you and hope you enjoy them.  We actually went out to the protests in Los Angeles and filmed there.  We met some great people and were happy to be there (despite the pouring rain for a couple of the scenes).  There were also some overly paranoid and suspicious people roaming around.  More than one person asked us why we were there and “who we were with”.  One woman went so far as to demand a business card (as if she were the sole owner and bequeathed gatekeeper to City Hall).  Needless to say, I finally had to tell her it was none of her business and to go to hell.  We were respectful to the protesters and tried to keep a low profile.

Kail Adams came to us as a fluke.  He applied to the site and we were ecstatic when he agreed to do this.  If you know our site well, you’ll notice that these are staged as some of the actors have been on the site before.  Some of the other actors in the series will include Josh Bensan, Thrasher, Cliff Jensen and newcummer, Christian Blu (who doesn’t have a link to his model page because he’s not on the site yet).  Please let us know what you think and enjoy our creation!